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She featured one of my wall sculptures “Psychedelic Flower #1“, which was inspired by the movie “Avatar”.
This is me on a good day………..
I signed up for a twitter account and accidently put my user name as “Primalpanter”. What the….?!
Today the electric company is supposed to come by and ravage the trees on my property. I thought maybe I should go out there and confront them with anger and intimidation, but when I told my friends of my plan, they exchanged these sideways glances, snickered, snorted, there was even some rolling of the eyes.. My boyfriend laughed outloud. I’m like “Wha-at?” Apparently my attempts at anger and intimidation are more along the lines of the kitten in this video. : ( From inside my head, I think I seem really mean and ferocious, but from the outside looking in…..not so much I guess.
You know, I like electricity and all, but this destroying everything that’s 10 ft. on either side of the line is B.S. For the lines that go through the forest, I can understand it, but this line is right through my YARD! And my yard is full of TREES! They even said they wanted to chop down my almond tree!!!!! When they came to survey my property yesterday, I said to them while hugging my tree, “I’ll chain myself to this tree and you’ll have to cut through me to get to it!!!! Screw the electric company!!!!” I’m very upset, I have to admit.
I jumped through hoops to keep them from spraying very toxic herbicides around my property, so now I guess they’re going to show me who’s boss and just cut everything down. Power hungry freakin’ bullies! Now keep in mind, that none of my trees and branches are a threat to the electric lines, we make sure of that ourselves. My community has been on a rampage against our electrical coop, and now they’re fighting back. Apparently war has been declared……
When they get here, I’m going to try being nice but not a pushover. I’ll show them where we’ve cut our own branches because of the lines and topped off some cypress trees so they know that we’re responsible landowners. If that doesn’t work, I’m going to try dissolving into tears (and honestly, it won’t be fake because they’re hurting my trees and destroying my privacy). If that doesn’t work, I may have my boyfriend put on a stained torn wife beater tank, unbraid his hair (his hair is to his waist), and come out looking wild and crazed waving around a blazing loud chain saw. He should be able to pull that one off easy enough if ya get my drift.
If that doesn’t work, I might have no choice but to express genuine anger, cussing and threatening, but chances are I’ll look like the kitten in the video. Acckkk!!! Stressed Out!!!!
Wish me luck!!!!!!!
LOLOLOL, I know I’m probably twisted, but that picture is Hilarious!!!
Someone said to me yesterday, “So Laurie, are you making any money off your blog?” I stammered, stuttered, shifted uncomfortably from from foot to foot, squirmed around a little, and said “Ummmm, well, you know, uhhhh…no”. So then he asks me “So have you sold anything on your Etsy site because of your blog?” I look around the room checking for possible escape routes and contemplate trying the classic “OMG, what’s that!” and when he turns around to look, I’m gone. But instead I said “Well, its…I dunno, you know how it is…..ya gotta start somewhere….I mean, well, no”.
So then his girlfriend chimes in and says, “Ya know, people who read blogs like how-to’s, maybe you should write some how-to’s. that have to do with Etsy”. A very insightful idea, I must say, but one to which I replied “Good Gawd, it if weren’t for Other People’s How- To’s, I’d still be staring at the computer wondering what the heck a blog is (among many, many other things). She says “Well you should at least stick to Etsy subjects because the point is to sell stuff, right?” I moan and groan, roll my eyes and gnash my teeth. I mean, Etsy’s great and everything, it’s just that when I hear that word “should”, I think of housework….(Me no likey the housework).
I’ve decided that I’ll leave the how-to’s to Other People That Know A Heck Of Alot More Than I
Do, and I’ll just stick to my random, frivolous, impulsive, shoot- from- the hip style even if it doesn’t make money or drive traffic. “Not everything has to be about traffic and money!” I announce loudly with some defiance verging on open rebellion. FYI, if you want to clear a room, just use a loud defensive tone of voice , fling your arms a little and toss your hair, don’t forget the tossing of the hair….verrrry important.
Now, what organ should I sell to pay my electric bill this month? lol